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C, E-flat & G go into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors here.' So E-flat leaves, and C & G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and says :"Excuse me, I'll just be a second". Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
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OldGibsonsRule wrote:C, E-flat & G go into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors here.' So E-flat leaves, and C & G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and says :"Excuse me, I'll just be a second". Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. And now, here's part 2: The bartender notices B-flat hiding out at the end of the bar & says "Get out! You're the seventh minor I found in here tonight!" E-flat comes back the next night in a 3-piece suit with shined shoes. The bartender says "You're looking sharp tonight...come on in; this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat takes of his clothes and is au natural.
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